We fell in love in Miami
They called us Crockett and Tubbs
because you're a lying sociopath and I eat way too much
At night, we'd stay in our cabana
eating shellfish by the pound
but we're both highly allergic
(I'm allergic to shellfish my Darling, my lips swell for you)
Miami, Miami Miami
Miami, Miami, My God!
Miami, Miami, Miami
When did you go to the dogs?
The Miami Sound Machine had just crashed their tour bus
We stole all of their vicodin
because they've got more money than us
My vices became my addictions
Miami, Miami, My God!
Myopia caused my afflictions
When did I go to the dogs?
Miami, Miami Miami
Miami, my head starts to throb
Miami, My big, double whammy!
I worship the porcelain God