Well I saw my baby on the bus today
And she piled up my hair with Hawley's Pomade
Well she's the coolest chick I know
And she looks just like a young Jane Russell
She's my rockabilly robot
Well I'm her woman and she's my man
and she couldn't care less that I'm getting fat
We dance to Deke Dickerson every night
and we never argue, fuss or fight
She's my rockabilly robot
Well her friends all say "why are you with him?"
but I keep her gears oiled with Pabst Blue Ribbon
You see I captured her, she's my cassette
I built a rockabilly robot and it's a secret
She's my rockabilly robot