Well, I'm the girl for every high school guy
Yeah, i got everything
A little shirt, and a skirt so high
Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string
I'll drop my books and then I'll bend
And then I'll bend a little more
Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend
Well, that bitch is a whore
With a a capital "H-O-A-R"
Ignorance is bliss
Who needs feminism with an ass like this?
And a capital H-O-A-R
You guys, likin' what you see?
'Cause the beauty's on the inside
You might as well go inside me
Well I'm the guy for that high school girl
Oh yeah, partyin' is my life
In a few hours I'll be hittin' the gym
And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife
You know, I like to hang loose
No way! So does my crotch
Well, I hope you brought your man juice
'Cause I bought scotch
With a Capital One no hassle card stolen from my dad
Dignity's overrated, Self-respect's a fad
Well, I'm like a game of baseball
cause theres something you might catch
Well, and if you put out, I'd say that we're a perfect
I'd say there a perfect
I guess that we're a perfect match
a perfect match
a perfect match.