Did you know that Jesus died on the cross
Just to keep you from masturbating?
And did you know that prior to 1960,
He frowned on interracial dating?
Well, my name is Bobby Johnson,
And I teach about God's loving wrath
And though I try to live by the bible and what it says
I think I mighta stumbled from the path
Because I'm gay for Jesus, Creator of all good
A charitable carpenter, that's why He's given me wood.
I'm gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice
But it's not about lust
I don't wanna nail Him
That was a poor word choice
Did you know, Satan wears a cape
Made out of a rainbow flag?
And did you know that Jesus hates abortion?
Unless the kid was a f...Jew.
Well I try to live by the bible,
But it tells me that my thoughts aren't right
But those particular pages might be stuck together
From the little bit of sin I did last night
Because they told me to love Jesus
I chose an alternative route.
Well, I was so sad when he was in that cave, but I was thrilled when he came out.
Well, I'm gay for Jesus
Fill me with Your grace
I said, poor Your love all over me
But please, aim away from my face.