People think I'm tall, you probably do too,
'Cause I got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my wiener is a...tiny
It doesn't make any sense, its only 2 1/2
Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please don't be mean, please don't be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills trust me they don't work.
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
You can't even tell.
I hate myself, Why isn't it long?
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job."
I wanna be the stud, now I'm the stooge.
It wouldn't be weird, if my balls weren't so huge.
(But my balls are huge)
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But I gotta let nature take its course.
Nature, take it's course
Just kidding, I'm huge.