Men are like vows,
Cause they are easily broken
Women are like cows,
Cause they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles ya,
Cause they try to shut you up
Women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't
A man is an eagle, a women is a dove
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love
Women are like fingers and toes,
Cause there easy to count on
Men are like ravens and crows,
Cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzees,
Cause I rarely get them
Men are like Nazis,
Cause they both caused the holocaust
For every dollar a man makes,
A women makes 70 cents,
That's doesn't sense,
That's no fair
The man's only left with 30,
Men and Women, it's black and white,
With an area of grey for hermaphrodite
Male strippers always look like there applying lotion
And female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
Men and women.