Professor Cushman, you live too far away.
Why travel to my planet if you're not planning to stay?
Profess my love for you, I'll do it everyday,
What we need is a travel device
(Travel De-vice)
So use your mind and visualize
(Visual-I-I-ize)
A big black hole like the pupil in your eye!
Step into that portal, it brings you back to me.
You know I'd do it if I had the same technology! Oh.
Mad Scientist! Mad Scientist!
Afraid our mission might stall in outer space,
it's hard to keep momentum when you're bored with the thrill of the chase.
It feels like The Weekend whenever you are near,
but your space station's so far away & I need you over here!
Step into that portal, it brings you back to me.
I watched "My Pet Monster" so I know this can be achieved!
Mad Scientist! Mad Scientist!
Far more advanced than any other guy I ever knew.
You bypass politics but you talk about the water on the moon.
Everything was going swell, you had to up and leave.
You left me a present, a special space travel machine.
But it's only toy-size, so I can't take a joy ride!
You'd better step into that portal, and bring you home to me!
I know portals exist, I always see 'em on TV!
Step into that portal! Step into that portal!
Step into that portal, bring you back to me.
Mad Scientist.