I had my heart broken by an older man
Now I wouldn't recommend getting involved with them
They'll suck the youth right out of you
And strip you of all the innocence they can
Maybe it was just the man I had
But if I'd've known two years ago
I'd have these bags under my eyes
I probably would've picked a younger guy
I could handle a younger man
With a house that's a bit messy
The trade-off is, his skin has elasticity
Leave the dishes out
Let the cockroaches crawl everywhere for all I care
Look at us, we've got heads full of dark hair
I'm hurting and now I'm bursting with spite
And if he'd've know two years ago
He'd have to endure songs like these
He probably would've picked the more mature lady
Oh well
Oh well
Oh well
Oh welly well well, welly well