Chorus:
Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)
Your pardon I do beg
Pat Sajak is an egg
Verse:
An egg is hosting Wheel of Fortune
How can this be?
It is so ridiculous
As anyone can see
Pat Sajak is a shell of his...
former self to me. Yeah!
Chorus:
Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)
I am not pullin' your leg
Pat Sajak is an egg
Verse:
The yolk has been on us for years
every weekday night.
He is just a total crack up
What a crazy sight.
It just totally boils me mad,
Sajak isn't right. No!
Chorus:
Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)
I gotta tell Al and Peg,
Pat Sajak is an egg
Verse:
It just scrambles up my brain,
to see an egg named Pat.
Who hatched up this crazy idea
to hire an egg like that?
Wish they'd bring Chuck Woolery back,
It's an emergency. Stat!
Chorus:
Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)
I'll bet you my beer keg
Pat Sajak is an egg