Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader
Epic Rap Battles of History
Adolf Hitler
I am Adolf Hitler
Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic!
You are Vader,
with your little boots and cape,
and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face!
You have the force to move objects,
I am a force truly evil!
even went back in time
and turned you whack in the prequel!
Cause look at you!
You’re not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs
the Rick Moranis version!
Darth Vader
You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the force Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick
with a Napoleon dick.
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
You b***h!
Let me remind you who you’re messing with.
Everything that you did I’m the motherfucker who invented it.
I’m the original Dark Lord You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice,
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.
Adolf Hitler
You stink Vader your style smells something sour.
You need to wash up dawg Here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you ust my speeches breed haters!
What’s your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
Darth Vader
Suck my robot balls.
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
We’ll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh.
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