Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
Epic Rap Battles of History
[Marilyn Monroe By Kimmy Gatewood]
Whose rap flow’s the dopest?
Marilyn Monroe’s is overthrow Pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
You could never kick my ass
So kiss my clitoris
This ugly hag and Kassem got matching noses
[Cleopatra By Angela Trimbur]
You betta hold more than your skirt miss please
I’m the Queen Of The Nile
So just bow down to me
Plus you got so much experience down on your knees
Married a writer but I don’t even think you can read
You’ll sleep with any ugly dude who says he like it hot
Even Joe DiMaggio too a swing in your batters box
I’m a descendant of the Gods
Don’t anger me trick
You’ll lose this battle
Like your bout with barbiturates
[Marilyn Monroe]
I had some ugly boys but you’re forgetting the others
Marlon Brando and the Kennedy’s
While you fucked your own brothers
You think you so chic up in your fancy palace
Gettin’ Lo on Marc Antony tossing Caesar’s salad
You wear too much eye liner for anyone to adore you
You might as well be working the door at Sephora
I got an ass that won’t quit you had an asp and got bit on the tit
Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet
[Cleopatra]
You still don’t got no children after your third marriage
You lost so many babies
We should call you Miss Carriage
You got an hourglass figure but that’s about it
A candle in the wind that can’t act for shit
[Marilyn Monroe]
Translate this into hieroglyphs
Your sandy vagina has a Seven Year Itch
My best friends are diamonds
You can’t beat me
Quit Trippin’
Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian
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