Justin Bieber
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
I’m the next the next Michael Jackson,
You smell like Betty White,
here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonight
Because my voice is incredible And your music is terrible
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you’re right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Sit down, son And let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting
I’ve crafted masterpieces hat will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree My name is Beethoven mother fucker
Maybe you’ve heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard Version I’m the real O.G. You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!
Justin Bieber
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?
I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left (heh heh)
What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf
Ludwig Van Beethoven
I would smack you but in Germany we don’t hit little girls
And I’m glad I’m deaf So I can’t hear that piece of shit “My Worldâ€
There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats