Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
Epic Rap Battles of History
Gandalf
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
I rap fast like Shadowfax
Tom Riddle me this you b***h
how's you're little wand gonna beat my staff
I leave mic's in flames
torched by Gandalf
touch mine Dumbledore and scorch you're other hand off
you fool you got Snaped you're not a real fighter
death makes you die it just makes my brights brighter!
you're ass is like Gringotts everyone makes a deposit
we all know you've more than a boggart in you're closet
Dumbledore
the prophecy forgot to mention this day
when I knocked you're ass back to Gandalf the Gray,
check you're status they call me headmaster you're nothing
nice staff, you compensating for something?
I prefer the company of wizards and im proud of it
you try to win you're battles with two fat hobbits
you think you're hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?
wait'll they getta taste of Dumbledore's army!
Gandalf
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I do'nt give a fawkes about you're order of phoenix!
I'll tie a new knot in you're beard
with you're wrinkly balls
for I am the one rapper,
to rule them all!
Dumbledore
You're spells are a joke
and not funny ones either
mines of moria? HA! more like mind of mencia!
I'll expecto my patronum on you're face you little snitch
and when Im finished Imma flying like its quidditch.
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