Leonidas
Spartans
Lets start this
Show this petty officer who’s the hardest
The biggest mistake that you’ve ever made
I’ll toss you like a frag grenade
I’ll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged and tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games giving themselves first person shooters
Your armor’s hard but my abs are harder
You’re in my hood now chief
This is Sparta!
Master Chief
Not so fast
Cortana says your Greek
So why don’t you stick these lyrics up your ass
They built a monument to my sins
You’re the soldier they need you to be
Ain’t no way that you can beat me
Even my initials spell MC
While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my plasma cannon
They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they’re sickly
You will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly
Leonidas
Ha
I’ve had better battles with my 6 year old son
I don’t need fire power when I’m rocking these guns
I’m King
You sleep in a freezer in outer space
I’d look you in the eyes but you’re too much of a bitch to show your face
Master Chief
You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunch back with down syndrome
300 asses need a kicking
Give more teabags than Lipton
So why don’t you quit your bitching
My trigger finger’s itching…