This is Crudbump, AKA Mr Fulfillment
Mr Elevator, strong reverberator
Midwest accent with flat grey skies
Midwest diet, I'm Lord of the Fries
AKA Judas Beats from the east of Cincinnati
And if you don't like it, place a call to your fucking daddy
Start crying about the Irish Lion
The Irish Storm, without the uniform
The Irish Captain, drum machine crackin
Irish mountain time, cooking up moonshine
Turn it over to Mr. Experience
Tyrannosaurus Flex, pay respects
Pull right in, I'm the Appalachian Station
Human Microphone with synthesizer action
Crusty Crumbles, another thing they call me
I don't know where that's from
I like baking, and muffins, and fat scones.
And cream cheese. And other kinds of scones.
English muffins. Irish muffins.
Irish muffins technically aren't
muffins, if you order one it's just beef.