You Dumb
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You dumb. But its not your fault, you were born that way
or your ass got dropped. You dumb.
Dumb like a box of rocks or a fox in socks
Trying to open up a big can of dinner
If there was a moron contest you'd be a winner
And get the second place too
Scientists worldwide converged on your face
Your fucking face, your dumbass face
To find if there's anything behind it
Or just the cold vacuum of space
How does a microwave work.
How does a Ford Fiesta work.
How does a Ford Fiesta drive around.
These aren't things that you say aloud.
How can one person have all your problems
Google around and try to find where you got em
You know, Google… on the computer…
never mind.
What's inside a filet o fish
If I had to guess I'd say fillet of fish
A fish is an animal that comes from the sea
Yes, it lives UNDER the wter
Asking me where dirt comes from
Where the fuck does dirt come from
Where the fuck does dirt come from?
How long have you lived in this world?
Do you need me to define that word?
A world is a planet like Earth
Seven billion people walking around
All of them know dirt comes from the ground
Yeah, you shoulda known
Come up with that shit on your own
Take a few seconds, sit back and relax
I know that your mind is blown
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