I went to England last year and it was fucked up
I rode a lorry down to post a parcel
It was raining out so I wore a mackintosh
I had to eat lunch at a Tesco
The food was measured out in grams and liters
I went to England last year and it was fucked up
I had to get on a plane, fuck that
I had to go all the way across the pond
and it turns out it isn't really a pond
It took about 8 hours
I went to England last year and it was fucked up
Went down to the High Street
Had to hire a barrister
He's like a lawyer but different
I sat my A-levels in maths
I went to England last year and it was fucked up
I went to England last year and it was fucked up
They had cameras everywhere and I was flickin' 'em off
and a guy came on the loud speaker and said
"Don't give the cameras the finger. This is England."