Darth Vader vs Hitler
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DARTH VADER VS ADOLF HITLER
BEGIN
Adolf Hitler:
I am Adolf Hitler,
Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact:
Also dope on the mic!
You are Vader,
with your little boots and cape,
and helmet to cover up
that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil!
even went back in time,
and turned you whack in the prequel.
Cause look at you,
you're not even a real person.
I preferred you in Spaceballs,
the Rick Moranis version.
Darth Vader:
You can't rhyme against
the dark side of the force
why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mum,
who even knows if I'm your father?
you're a pissed off little prick,
with a Napoleon dick
you call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
You bitch!
Let me remind you who you're messing with,
everything that you did,
I'm the motherfucker who invented it,
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice.
My stormtroopers make yours
look like someone
took a piece of shit and cloned it
Adolf Hitler:
You stink Vader,
your style smells something sour,
You need to wash up, dawg
here, step in my shower.
I'll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters.
What's yours lightsaber VS a
clan of all your white neighbors?
Darth Vader:
Suck my robot balls.
Now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath
for your goose stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
see who got the last laugh.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Cast:
Darth Vader- Nice Peter
Adolf Hitler- EpicLLOYD