DeadPool vs. Boba Fett
(Deadpool)
oh, is it me?
well here's my first issue,
I barely even know enough about you to dis you.
But do you guys honestly think that I would screw this feud up
and lose to the dude a huge toothie coothie chewed up?
That's bananas
I do damage,when I brandish katanas,
man I'll slice you up then vanish
in my ladybug pajamas.
I'm one of a kind
you're a xerox of your papa,
doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for jabba.
I'm tight
you're mad baggy
I'm toned
you're so flappy.
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy.
somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape
maybe I'll write a letter,and mail it in your face.
(Boba Fett)
Good thing I keep tums in a slave 1
cause your style makes me spacesick.
And your bars, are like your'ol pal cable, fucking basic.
I'll smack a merc in the mouth
if he doesn't quit running that lip off.
Bitch who you calling clone
you're a Deathstroke rip off!
You stole spiderman's eyes and
Snake Eyes' weapons
you got wolverine's powers
man you're comic sloppy seconds!
That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school
cause right now you're no good to me Deadpool.
(Deadpool)
Ooo what's that, a missle backpack?
Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks!
Presenting the most overrated character anyone's ever saw,
With 5 lines in the trilogy,
and one of them was
AAAH!
(Boba Fett)
I only need 5 lines
cause I look fucking great,
you look like someone spilled lasagna on your face.
But you're worth alot to me
If I bring you back dead.
Schizophrenics pay triple,
one for each head.
(Deadpool)
Who you callin schizophrenic,
You've got 2 different voices!
You're like your holiday special ,man:
Full of bad choices.
(Boba Fett)
You think your chimichanga's hot but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to ditch the prick
from Van Wilder.
(Deadpool)
And the coolest things about you
got straight up abandoned.
You let a kiwi hold your gun
and he fucked up your cannon!
So maybe don't talk about movies,
cause you've got dick to say.
Wrap that arm dart
around jar jar
and go far far away.
(Boba Fett)
I'm a legend you're a trend
you ain't got half the skills I got.
I'll beat your ass with one eye closed,
Boba Fetty Wap.
And then I'll call Domino's,
she likes what I'm shaking
she prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon.
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes.
I come equipped with a full set of sick mandalorian flows.
Everybody knows, you got that power of regeneration,
Now run home and heal from this disintegration.