Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DOC BROWN
VERSUS!
DOCTOR WHO!
BEGIN!
Doctor Who:
Actually, if you don't mind,
it's just the doctor.
Doesn't even matter who I'm talking to,
oh yes you!
The wannabe Einstein,
minus the 'stache,
Travels through time but with no class.
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally,
you can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!
Calm down, will you?
Everything's going to be fine.
You're not going to tear any wonky holes
in any fabric of space and time.
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really,
(ah) never mind.
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me
simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme.
Doc Brown:
Great Scott you're great! (not)
I spit it hot
and generate way more power than one point twenty one gigawatts.
but I'm a real doctor!
Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions
you couldn't be having less sex.
I don't know what's lamer
your fans,
or your special effects.
You don't get another term to debate,
time to face your permanent fate.
Now Dalek my balls!
(EXTERMINATE!)
Doctor Who (softly):
I'm going to die.
At least, this version of me.
Prehaps you'd like another;
prepare to meet your...
4th Doctor (new Doctor Who):
Density! (Ha ha!)
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting
of my physical form.
You're a possibly pedophilic individual
who should have never been born.
You got your knickers in a twist when you're sucking on my Piccadilly.
But I'm a lot lot different
because you're a pitiful hillbilly,
hanging with an oedipal kid
who's a bawk bawk chicken!
Marty McFly:
Nobody
calls me chicken!
(guitar breaks out)
Doc Brown:
This is between us Scarfy,
don't try to out-rhyme me.
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time-limey!
I'll use your port-o-potty time machine
as my latrine.
You're not a cat with nine lives,
you're a pussy
with thirteen!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DOC BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOCTOR WHO!
BEGIN!
Doctor Who:
Actually, if you don't mind
it's just the doctor.
(pulls out laser and points at screen, which stops music)