I'm not the Bering Strait
I'm not the Bering Strait
I am the Ice Age
I am the Ice Age
And isn't it strange
How I let you walk all over me?
Am I your bathmat?
Am I just now where it's at?
And you're so heavy
Welcome to North America!
Hello wooly mammoth
Hello all ya mammals
From the mastodon to the person to the animal
Hey! Yeah!
I am the Ice Age
And I'm starting to show my age
'Cause sunlight is all the rage
I'm starting to melt
Down in the Bible Belt
The ships are out sailing
The winds are prevailing
My first hint was a melty Junior Mint
Hey! Yeah!
I am the Ice Age
Let me show you what I got
It's an Icy Manipulator
I hope you don't mind
That I keep it in my refrigerator
I'd ice the winner
But it's time for dinner
Say haven't you noticed
That I ate the Black Lotus?
Hey! Yeah!
I am the Ice Age
I'm not the saber tooth
I'm not the saber tooth
I am the Ice Age
I am the Ice Age