I've got ESP and ESPN
I'm pleasantly pissed
I'm pleasantly pissed
I do the same when I read your mind
I made pro so I got to know Bo
I've got ESP and ESPN
It's sport watch, golf trot
Basketball three shot
I read the news when I read your mind
To millions of viewers watching nationwide
I spend the money
I spend the money
I spend the money
I spend the money on Wilson products
What's this crystal ball folderol
Soothsaying baseball
Mini golf at mini malls
Psychics giving safety calls
Crystal ball folderol
The future in the hands of sportscasters
I've got ESP and ESPN
Watch the world end
Sitting by your best dead friend
Retire once then go back to punts
It's no fun since you know who won
Biff Tannen
Sports Almanac
Biff Loman
Jock son