I'm the bevel collector
Tool shed chic taken to another level
Hook up the lie detector
And I'll show you my bevels on the overhead projector
When I've got you on my mind
There's always a bevel going unpined
I'm the bevel collector
I'm the bevel collector
I have one that looks like Netanhayu
Have a glass of nectar
And I'll show you my bevels on the overhead projector
When your bevel is all alone
There's a connection waiting to be shown
I'm the bevel collector
So I'm stepping up
Talking down to your protractor
Oh no
Go somewhere else if you need a right angle
Oh yes
I'm the bevel collector
Just like my pa and all my ancestors
I'm a bevel protector
Jim Jarmusch is my favorite director
When I've got you on my mind
There's always a bevel going unpined
I'm the bevel collector
When I've got you on my mind
There's always a bevel going unpined
I'm the bevel collector
They all pass a rigorous test
But I always know which one's the best
I'm the bevel collector
I'm the bevel inspector