You never update your website
How can we be friends when you neglect to write?
So don't neglect your blog
Don't avoid your blog
You can disregard me if you please
But don't ignore your blog
I check your blog ten times a day
With friends like me you should be typing away
Don't forsake your blog
Don't desert your blog
You can disregard me if you please
But don't ignore your blog
Where is my Christmas update?
Where is my birthday update?
What kinds of movies have you seen?
What did that Death Cab song mean?
Drop me some gossip on your new romance
Your antiwar stance and fierce leftist rants
So don't neglect your blog
Don't avoid your blog
You can disregard me if you please
But don't ignore your blog
Where is my Christmas update?
Where is my birthday update?
I dig the suicide theme
I dig the Chuck Norris meme
Back in the day you were a blog whore
I don't know who you are anymore
Don't forsake your blog
Don't desert your blog
You can disregard me if you please
But don't ignore your blog