I forgot to wash my hands after performing an appendectomy
I think I forgot to wash my hands before carving some crazy turkey
If cleanliness is loneliness then loneliness is surgical
Well I think I crapped in the beans at the Taco Shack (not sure)
I forgot to wash my hands after performing a French Horn solo
I think I forgot to play my horn after hanging with Zoot Horn Rolo
I may not be a model for sanitation in the 90s
Although my ancestors came up with SimCity 2000
I replaced an inflamed appendix with a Taco Shack taco
I thought he might like a little gift so I threw a taco party
If thoughtfulness is gratefulness, then gratefulness is surgical
But I'm standing on the shoulders of my rich-ass ancestors
So next time I hope you think twice before helping yourself to a taco
Because even a bean burrito may be the end of you
Oh that burrito will be the end of you
Don't help yourself to a taco