Her parents came to England from a far off land
From a different culture I don't understand
I've got some digital photos of her sucking my gland
She's my arranged bride
She's due to marry a man that she's never met
When she thinks about it she gets upset
But when she's with me her minge gets wet
Well, she's my arranged bride
Arranged bride, arranged bride
She's never had it off so her slot's not wide
I can just about fit a finger inside
The chuff of my arranged bride
Her father's forbidden us from seeing each other
'Cause I'm the wrong religion and I'm the wrong colour
She noshes me off as she's betrothed to another
She's my arranged bride
Her family's booked her on a flight away
On a plane that leaves in 7 days
So that gives me a week to get my end away
With my arranged bride
Arranged bride, arranged bride
She's never had it off so her slot's not wide
I can just about fit a finger inside
The chuff of my arranged bride
Arranged bride, arranged bride
Oh, she's never had it off so her slot's not wide
I hope before she goes I stick my stiffy inside
The chuff of my arranged bride
She's my arranged bride