I saw a picture of a naked man
When all his clothes were off
Although this might arouse some birds
My knob stayed on the soft
You might like frottage or anal sex
Whatever turns you on
But show me a lovely pair of jugs
And I'll get a bonk on
CHORUS:
KUNT: 'Cause I'm a tits man
LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man
KUNT: We just can't get enough
KUNT: I'm a tits man
LITTLE KUNT: And I'm a legs man
BOTH: We both like a bit of muff
KUNT:
If you are fond of golden showers
Who am I to moan?
LITTLE KUNT:
Well, show me a lovely pair of pins
And I will get a boner!