Songs by Anal Cunt (180 results)

Anal Cunt Theme Song

You're Best Friend Is You

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You

You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)

You Go To Art School

You Fucking Break

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You Are A Good Food Critic

You (Fill In The Blank)

Woman, Nature's Punching Bag

Waterfall Wishes

Walker, Texas Corpse

The Word Homophobic Is Gay

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome

Shut Up Mike, Pt.2

Reni Auberjonois

Obviously Adopted

Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds

Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache

Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey

It, You're A Metal Band

Internet Is Gay

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

I'm Not That Kind Of Boy

I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore

I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

I Wanna Grow Old With You

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You

Greed Is Something That We Don't Need

Gloves Of Metal

Dumb, Fat and Gross

Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

Dead, Gay And Dropped

Body By Auschvitz

Big Pasts. Bigger Loser

A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie

Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch

You Are An Orphan

I Wish My Dealer Was Open

Hot Girls On The Road

Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach

All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex

I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy

You Look Divorced

You Got Date Raped

You Can't Shut Up

Hootie And The Blowfish

Body By Auschwitz

The South Won't Rise Again

You're A Fucking Cunt

Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead

Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's

You Fucking Freak

You've Got Cancer

I Noticed That You're Gay

I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt

You're A Tready Fucking Pussy

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

Dead. Gay. And Dropped

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

Face It. You're A Metal Band

We Just Disagree

Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin

Being Ignorant Is Awesome

Bill Scott's Dumb

Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

You Are an Interior Decorator

You Rollerblading Faggot

You Drive An IROC

I Gave Nambla Pictures Of Your Kid

You've Got No Friends

Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

All Our Fans Are Gay

I Hope You Get Deported

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

Sweatshops Are Cool

Rich Goyette is Gay

Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis

Chris Barnes Is A Pussy

Branscombe Richmond

I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die

Deadbeat Dads Are Cool

You Are a Food Critic

You Sell Cologne

I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

Hogging Up the Holocaust

I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey

Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed

I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage

I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

I'm Gonna Give You A.I.D.S.

I Fucked Your Wife

Dumb. Fat. And Gross

You Look Adopted

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

Big Pants. Bigger Loser

I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

Just The Two Of Us

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

Yay! It's Pink!

Technology's Gay

Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

You're In A Coma

Jack Kevorkian Is Cool

I Ate Your Horse

Recycling Is Gay

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

Punching Joe Bonni's Face In

In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

Your Best Friend Is You

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

You Own A Store

You Live In A Houseboat

You Play On A Softball Team

Your Kid Is Deformed

You're Old (Fuck You)

Marc Payson Is A Drunk

Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie

Dictators Are Cool

Van Full Of Retards

Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, but They're Just Gay

You Keep A Diary

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

Because You're Old

Shut Up Mike, Pt. 2

Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us

Saving Ourselves For Marriage

RenÃ© Auberjonois

Being a Cobbler Is Dumb

Your Cousin is George Lynch

Kyle From Incantation Has a Moustache

Locking Dropdead in McDonald's

The Internet is Gay